Hmm. Well, demons are just the gods that your gods tell you are evil, really. And the gods are your gods because they got there first.
The spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank; he guards the tomatoes.
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Take that imposter syndrome shit to the return desk and exchange it for brilliant conman syndrome, it'll change your life. Do you have great things in life? Shit yeah you do! Do you deserve them? Maybe! Maybe not! Do you deserve for good things to happen to you? Who gives a fuck! Will good things happen to you regardless? Fuck yeah they will! Get drunk on questionably placed power and tell the regret fairy to suck it cuz you're here to have a rad time!