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Random mermaid
I gave him a book on crafting with cat hair as a joke present. He took it seriously and brushed random cats in his neighborhood to collect hair for a project. He was talking about making a miniature donkey using just cat hair; I think he has a long way to go, though, in terms of collecting viable cat hair.

Questions don't tell you anything about a person. Only answers do. And how do we get answers, kids? That's right. Waterboarding. Now go to bed.