Are you a dream? A fantasy? A memory dredged up by my own dead mind?
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There is really something to be said for the feeling you get out in the middle of the night, screaming into the wind with no one to hear but the wind itself, screaming right back. It's a little like that.
When crazies go crazy about Wikipedia, they go very crazy, and breaking a padlock in an office isn't that outlandish for some of them.