Trust me, people of all tax brackets can be a shining beacon of stupidity in a raging storm of ignorance!
Madness string 114701
See, I'd let you sleep on my couch too, but that's where my fatass diabetic dog sleeps. And if I try to move him, he gets pissy and opens up his blisters all over the place. But if you wanna spoon my bloody dog, then by all means.