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Random mermaid
Sometimes I'll put it on C-SPAN, but that's so massively uncivilized that I'd feel better about it if it included more swearing and less manners. It's like watching people in their Sunday best have a knife fight in an alley while sipping tea, but less honest and more surreal.

Don't watch this if you're soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.