It's the best way to butter the house. Cats are effective butter delivery units.
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It was never even a special rock. They just came home from walks with their pockets and hands full of sticks and rocks and whatever else. I cleaned a bookshelf last week and found an acorn. I think I raised squirrels.
At thirteen, my brother offered me some cake and I started crying. I will never forget the look of total confusion on his face.