He claims he is not involuntary celibate because he has has sex with his plushie and is in a relationship with Kermit and Joker.
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We live in a peculiar time where people think things magically disappear if it's illegal, or if we go on wars against them. People have done drugs since the dawn of times. Other animals do it too. People have engaged in sex in exchange for anything since the dawn of humanity.