He has the entire rage of the halfling race. They're all so gorram jolly.
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He had a marvelous beard though. I'd never seen one before. I thought a squirrel had grabbed him by the chin.
There is evidence that our unconscious minds can be more effective at many tasks than our conscious minds. I put this to use by distracting my concious mind with snacks and puppet shows while making most of my important decisions.