He had a marvelous beard though. I'd never seen one before. I thought a squirrel had grabbed him by the chin.
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I spent my middle school years wearing fake coontail extensions and saying 'I'll kill you' to anyone who tried talking to me, especially other girls. I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me but I'm still lying awake at night replaying it all a decade later.