Awards are stupid, but they're a lot less stupid if they go to the right people.
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The line about us all being drug addicts is so funny to me, because everyone I know with ADHD regularly forgets to take their meds!
Perfect security is impossible. If you want your computer data to be perfectly secure, then smash your device to pieces, run them through a blender, and drop the bits into volcanic lava.