If you're like most gaming groups, you can just go with the worst plan so that when you have to fall back to plan B things will start to go better.
Madness string 111955
I'm looking at her right now, and she's rolling around in her little bed, looking all sweet and cute, but the minute you try to rub her, she slaps you. We thought she was in pain and took her to the vet and he said: 'No, this cat is just a jerk'.