She had so much dirt under her nails there was an earthworm under one of them.
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As of this writing, the phrase 'I'd like a cup of spiders' gives exactly one result in a Google search, compared to 3.75 million results for 'I'd like a cup of coffee'.
You know the type of people who say stuff like 'life ain't a game'? They're right. In games you can actually make progress.