Madness string 111702

Random mermaid
I was watching the water at night. They say it draws you in, and it really does. You look at this pitch-black void, with only the wake or turbulence of the water catching light, and intrusive thoughts of jumping in just naturally occur. It's mesmerizing, especially if you're alone.
Unfortunately, he blew some fuse trying to use the Keurig, toaster oven, and microwave all at the same time and gave up on trying to zap food for himself and resigned to using DoorDash and UberEats for everything after he also broke my stove. I think the beeswax is what did him in because he said he was fine until he ate like seven honeycombs in a row.