Madness string 111621

Random mermaid
There are but four ways to die. There is dying that occurs relatively suddenly. There is dying that occurs relatively gradually. There is dying that occurs relatively painlessly. There is the death that is full of pain. Thus by various means they are combined, the sudden and the gradual, the painless and the painful, to yield but four ways to die. And there are no others.

While not strictly 'infinite', the duration of 999999999 seconds means that it will last for almost 32 years, which should be good enough.