I gave up, ran around like a headless chicken and then went to watch TV instead.
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It's why we have seatbelts. It's why we have helmets. It's why we have kneepads and elbow pads and bite guards. Because someone died or screwed up their lives doing something dangerous and someone they loved said 'not again'.
Ask me about 'functioning' labels sometime; I have a whole rant about how misleading and dehumanizing they are.