This is the imperative clue to solve the entire puzzle.
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As my mother used to say: a body of water only has arms to pull a biscuit but then you're on your own to push it back.
Agile is about how we shouldn't use bureaucratic processes and put developers in control of their own timelines. Scrum is agile living long enough to see itself becoming the villain in its own story.