I'm not saying this clock the wife got from Kmart is shit, but the alarm didn't go off this morning and the time is now 9:77.
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So apparently you can't digest beeswax so my husband has turned into a Human Shotgun that's entirely powered by gas. He says it comes in waves, so it's gas and then beeswax and then gas followed by more beeswax. I think he ate the entire beehive.