I feel like I've been run over by a mine cart. And the donkey it was attached to.
Madness string 111343
As for me, I've always believed if it's socially acceptable to use male genitalia as an insult, then it should be acceptable to use female body parts, too. The idea of my body part being more offensive just seems... sexist.
Why the hell did the damn intern order an... oh shit, it's positive.