Hat man phenomenon. It's a very common sleep deprivation/sleep paralysis hallucination. It's actually pretty interesting, since it's only been common for a few decades, likely due to movies involving tall scary men with hats.
The power of Soap is too great for us to be exposed to it in full for too long.
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I don't care if the text doesn't make sense, it looks symmetrical now.