As my uncle Braceforth used to say, 'There are very few problems that cannot be made better with a night's sleep, breakfast, and a pickaxe.' He never went more than two miles from the warren in his life, but the principle still holds.
You didn't offend them. They got offended. In my opinion there's a difference.
Madness string 1092
One potential end to the universe. All matter is torn apart by the expansion of the universe. All distances become infinite. Not good.