Job interviews structured to find sweaty grubs will probably find sweaty grubs.
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Eh, you're probably actually the figment of someone else's dream. When they wake up, you'll just go poof. If you now feel existential dread, congratulations! You're probably awake. (But you could still be the dream of a dread god.)
There is no memory before forgetting. The aliens aren't real until you make them up.