Like... WHY WOULD YOU HAVE EGGS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM TO BEGIN WITH?!
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I can say from experience that class A drugs make pain seem more like something you can see, or you're aware of, rather than something you feel. You know it's there but it isn't part of you, you feel it objectively rather than subjectively.
If you ever think you know what's going on with Dwarf Fortress I highly suggest checking yourself into a mental hospital of some sort.