Madness string 10391

Random mermaid
If you are going to fall over, don't do it while holding a litre of dirty water. First put the litre of dirty water down. Then fall over.

They call me observant. That's not particularly true. People are so easy to read - we bleed emotions even in the way we drink our coffee. No one seems to notice though. They're all too busy drinking their own damn coffee.