All Calvinists are sort of weird, but Baptists are truly wild. It's one of the most 'pick-and-choose' denominations, but for some reason they mostly choose the parts that cause suffering.
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I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side. I would like to thank my legs for always holding me up. I would like to thank my fingers because I could always count on them.