You can't steal someone else's customer or spouse. They go willingly.
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All Calvinists are sort of weird, but Baptists are truly wild. It's one of the most 'pick-and-choose' denominations, but for some reason they mostly choose the parts that cause suffering.
I swear Magnus is the worst at naming things. MediaWiki, WikiShootMe, and now ListeriaBot.