Madness string 102540

Random mermaid
I once ate dorito crumbs on my pasta at a job interview after they were offered by the interviewer. I did get the job. I declined, but it was about the commute and the porcupine they kept more than anything...

THIS IS WHY THEY FUCKING INVENTED THE WEB. TO STANDARDIZE HYPERTEXT DATA DISPLAY YOU FUCKING WHEEL-REINVENTERS.