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Random mermaid
I've seen so many cat buttholes during video calls in the last two years. So many... why do they love walking in front of webcams?

In a fit of nostalgia I bought an older microwave oven - not just any random one, but the one we had when I was a kid. I recall it being, uh, not great, and guess what. It's still not great.