When you're dealing with people this dumb, you have to be really blunt and obvious. This means you either have to tell them outright what happened, remove yourself from the situation, or do something else.
Pure chocolate heaven! Best brownies yet. Denser than a black hole. Delicious.
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Whores are a better investment than ships: they seldom sink, and when they are boarded by pirates, the pirates pay just like everyone else.