I'm going to paint my dog's nails now so wish me luck.
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Some monkeys have a bone in their penis. Humans do not, as far as I know; haven't checked them all. So yes, a skeleton can get a boner, but only if it is a non-human skeleton.
Anyone can sail a ship the size of a city block; it takes a real sailor to navigate a bathtub.