Reading that was like pushing a well-oiled cart through wet sand, and also like chewing wet sand, and I love that you shared it.
Madness string 101870
It is well-known that five-way secret sharing has been illegal since the Protestant Reformation. However, using recent advances in polynomial-time Bojangle projections, we demonstrate how a set of peers who are frenemies can exchange up to five snide remarks that are robust to Bojangle-chosen plaintext attacks.