Annual event: John Edwards, organizer of the annual Wedge Cat Tour, which marked its fifth year on Wednesday, was amused by the neighbors' alarm, considering his harmless intent. 'Just show us your cats and there won't be any trouble', he joked.
You are an awful person, and I'm going to name a tomato after you. As penance.
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Tell me - what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?