The fish guts line isn't going to fly, I'm afraid.
Madness string 101150
Very correct and succinct answer. But you'll never get ahead this way. You need to ramble on in impressive paragraphs so people will be convinced of your knowledge but won't actually read your answer. Kind of like this comment.
The only thing weirder than how they eat oranges is the compulsory, ritualized behavior that has no origin story.