Murder is cool, but FAKE MURDER? NAY, SIR! I AM SO ANGRY I CAN BARELY PUNCTUATE.
Madness string 101108
I wanna see how you make a kid cry with a birthday cake. It has to be glorious. Or nightmare fuel. Still worth it.
There are little guilty pleasures in life you just want one last time, and if they going to die soon regardless, why deny them that little bit of happiness?