Voting machines don't register angry glints in people's eyes.
Madness string 100597
The biggest question is not 'how do you make the squirrels angry?'. If you've ever stuffed a live squirrel ass-first down a gunbarrel with a ramrod, you know the answer to that question.
I had planned to go to the gym tonight but it's 9:26pm. I think I'll eat ice cream instead.