I wanted to be a unicorn when I grew up. I have yet to grow up.
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I'm also the type that, if someone came to me and suggested moving off of a relational dbms to mongo, I would give them a large cactus and instruct them to use it as a suppository.
To find out whether speech is protected parody, "the law requires a reasonable reader standard, not a 'most gullible person on Facebook' standard."